The grand prize of the Urban Scout Madlib Contest goes too…Snowraven! The classic lines, “Literally fashion underpants and nipple parties to benefit your poodle? In the dungeon of rewilding? And under a “enema” section? I don’t get B12. I really don’t. And I don’t want to,” Won me over. As well as your, “excessively, Douche Train.” I can’t help but hear those words ring to the music of Cat Stevens, Peace Train; “Glide on the douche train…” Though I have my doubts that nipple wasn’t intentionally placed there, I gave you all the benefit of the doubt.

I had an extremely difficult time choosing, so I have decided to give EVERYONE who entered a signed photograph of yours truly! Of course, first place still receives a framed 5X8 while everyone else will receive an unframed 4X6.

Thanks everyone for playing!

Scout

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