Operation Get the Fuck Out of Portland!

For those hip to conspiracy theories, you know that “terrorist attacks” happen most often at a “coincidental” moment when the government just so happens to run a training drill for the exact kind of terrorist attack that occurs. Knowing this, I have to say I felt scared and paralyzed with fear when I heard that a terror drill involving the detonation of a nuclear bomb will happen in Portland some time in the month of august.

But then I came up with an idea…

To hold my own drill. What if “terrorists” attacked Portland? What would I do? Where would I go? Often us collapse types like me have an imaginary plan in our minds, but never a concrete one that our friends and family all know and feel ready to enact at the drop of a hat (or bomb). So, why not use this as an opportunity to test out and flesh out our own plan of evacuation simultaneously with the threat of a false flag attack?
Operation Noble Resolve:

That experiment will consist of two more scenarios, the first involving an earthquake to the Portland area and the second dealing with a series of vignettes dealing with the Global War on Terror.

Details as to what this vignette will look like have not made it to the larger public, sending many red-flags:

A false flag attack is one in which you attack your own people, then blame it on a group of people you want to attack. It’s a radical stratagem for instantly creating hatred, and it’s common, historically speaking, all the way from ancient to modern times. For example:

* The Roman Emperor Nero burned Rome, then blamed it on emerging Christianity.
* The German Fuhrer Hitler burned the Reichstag, then blamed it on communist Jewry.
* The American President Bush demolished the World Trade Center, then blamed it on radical Islam.

At present, “false flag” is a highly relevant term, as Ms. Dodge and her boss Rep. DeFazio have learned from their constituents back home in Oregon. Folks in the Pacific Northwest, especially around Portland, believe that they may be the victims of a false flag attack by the Bush Administration under cover of an upcoming government terror exercise, Operation Noble Resolve.

Atomic August

As I pointed out in my column last week, Next 9/11, Summer 2007?, Operation Noble Resolve, to be conducted in August, will involve extensive mobilization of Homeland Security and U.S. military forces to simulate a wide range of catastrophic terror events in Oregon. The grand finale will be the simulation of a ten kiloton atomic bomb in Portland.

But what if they decide to use a real bomb rather than simulate it?

Who knows, maybe my yearly “Nuclear Winter Formal” party has some real prophetic vision behind it? Actually, two terror drills will happen in Portland. One this month; “Operation Noble Resolve”, and one next month; “Operation Top Off.” As to what these drills will look like, who knows. But to the conspiracy nuts, this looks awfully suspicious. Especially because of the new Presidential Executive Order, allowing the prez to basically take control of the country after another big attack/disaster. Hmmm. I don’t know about you, but this makes the hair on the back of the neck of my inner conspiracy theorist stand straight up!

I mean, Daddy Bush called Portland “Little Beirut.” Multnomah County has the largest population density of liberals and anti-bushies in the whole country. What a perfect place to nuke if you plan to seize control, do it with a bang!

What do we do about this? Write our congressmen? Ha! Yeah right. I got a better idea. Let’s make our own drill: “Operation Get The Fuck Out of Portland!” Want to get in on the action? Come to the REWILD CAMP on saturday. We’ll turn the whole camp into an evacuation team if we have to! Just kidding. I mean, maybe nothing will happen at all… Maybe I just feel extra paranoid because I just watched Zeitgeist on google video.

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14 responses to “Operation Get the Fuck Out of Portland!”

  1. boygasm

    I wholeheartly agree with you there. It all always sounds like a conspiracy in the works. But for a fact, we all know that Bush is guilty. It is obvious right from the start that things seemed a bit dodgy. Now understandably, that the attack on WTC was unncessary, but there was no reason to go to war with Iraq. That only ending in killing thousand more of innocents, already adding to our guilt. IN search for a fake claim of WMD, Bush has and had only made things even worst. If history have not taught us a thing about war, that it never pays off in the end. Bush should be tried for his crime against humanity, becuase hes not any better than Saddam was. It is sad…

  2. So bomb goes off and a group of anarcho/primitivist hunter gatherers are seen fleeing the city just hours before. Sounds like you might win a trip to cuba 🙂

    Sounds like a really good idea to put your plan into plactice though. Good luck.

  3. Haha. Well, we don’t know when the “terror exercise” will take place, so we don’t actually now when to leave! We might be too late.

  4. When I saw the name Operation Noble Resolve my first thought was; Funny! You’ve come up with a fake title that’s even more ridiculous than what the military usually come with. But then I realised that it really was the title of the exercise.

    The US military is so good they can even out-manoeuvre satire.

    Incidently the operation begins on August 5 – Hiroshima day.

  5. […] The other night I sat around a picnic table in the backyard of my friend Lisa’s house. We joked about the terror drill and how fucked up it would feel if a nuclear bomb went off in Portland. We all made the usual comments about hoping to receive a quick death, praying that we will have the luck to stand at ground zero went it hits. As our laughter died down, Penny said sort of deadpan, “You know, if a nuke goes off you need to start digging in the ground to protect yourself from the fallout. The dangerous radiation only lasts a few days I think. Also, you can hunt and eat the animals who live underground because they will not have radiation poisoning usually…” […]

  6. 333blue333

    So how come no one set up a rally to protest this Noble Resolve crap? It’s happening in our midst and here I am, sitting at work, wondering if I’ll be bombed to death on my ride home later today. This is bullshit! If anything does happen and there are any Portland citizens left to tell the tale Cheney will be the first to go as the mob of angry radioactive Portland zombies take over the country.

  7. kaiphin

    I read this today… http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/august2007/190807Drill.htm

    I freaked out.

    your blog popped up in google when i started digging around to find out more.

    I hope you guys are around Aug 25th.

    Seattle wishes the best to our brothers and sisters to the south…

  8. makkin cheeez

    Best coverage of this situation on the web! Sir Round Sound and I are still working on an Urban Scout theme song, by the way, but we might have to play it on flutes and drums made of hollowed out bones and irradiated skin …

  9. s1nt3k

    9/11-2B more likely to occur from Oct 15-24, 2007. Falls in line with the Department of Homeland Security’s – National Exercise Program – training exercise – Topoff 4 FSE – (Top Officials 4 Full Scale Exercise)
    http://www.dhs.gov/xprepresp/training/gc_1179430526487.shtm PDF files PPT files can be found with future events occuring and departments involved in those events thru google search engine. Hope for the best but prepare for the worst. Good luck portland. I hope this helps. Peace.

  10. Albino Turtle

    well fuck. im scared. i heard on the radio this morning that the military was setting up and making a big scene at the airport. but they wont give an explanation as to why they are doing that. If this really does go down, may god have mercy on us.
    Stay safe my fellow Portlanders.
    IT HAS BEGUN!

  11. […] Camp I felt anxiety about the ever-approaching nuclear disaster in Portland referred to as “Operation Noble Resolve.” Luckily Penny Scout; tracker of plants, showed me the great calming effects of Lemon Balm, […]

  12. Julianna Golas

    Whew! I thought you guys were goners. When is the next big conspiracy. I’ll keep myself braced.

  13. Joey

    Its 2009, and it never happened.

  14. TERROREXPOSED

    Future testing for another False-Flag attack, next blame-target… CHINA/RUSSIA.

    3rd World War starting, plan coming into full-fruition, between NOW and the next few years, it could get demonic and bloody, and what better blame-target to destroy then the protest-culture capital of the world? The power behind it all does not care, they cannot be opposed unless everyone stands without fear. Do not be fulled if we get toasted.

    Youtube: RING OF POWER

    Get smart, fight without fear.