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Week45: The Quest for Employment
This week I have spent a lot of time devoted to finding a job. Craigslist.org makes me laugh. I have submitted several different resumes to many different companies. At times like this, when I practically feel like I need to beg someone for a job, I realize that a degree proves the most important thing…
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Expect A Rant Fir this Expectorant
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E-primitive: Rewilding the English Language
I owe almost everything I know about rewilding language to my friend, author and teacher Willem Larsen from the College of Mythic Cartography, from the day he introduced me to “ePrime” to more currently as his obsession with animist languages sends reverberations through the rewilding community with his invention of “ePrimitive” an even further in…
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Urban Scout in the Portland Tribune
Hey Folks, I have finally done it. I have triumphed every local paper in Portland; the Willamette Week, the Portland Mercury, The Oregonian, and now finally at long last, the Portland Tribune. Read it here. — Show your support and appreciation for Urban Scout
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Week44: Rooting For The Cylons?
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Urban Scout For Hire!
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Weeks40-43: Hibernation/Reconnaissance
I’ve had a really hard time with this project, especially in the winter time. When things get so cold and wet and dark, I have a really hard time getting outside. I used to feel guilty over this, but I don’t feel that way anymore. It feels more like longing for something I can’t have.…
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Reintroducing My Rewilding “Sunday School!”
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Urban Scout Madlib Contest Winner!
The grand prize of the Urban Scout Madlib Contest goes too…Snowraven! The classic lines, “Literally fashion underpants and nipple parties to benefit your poodle? In the dungeon of rewilding? And under a “enema” section? I don’t get B12. I really don’t. And I don’t want to,” Won me over. As well as your, “excessively, Douche Train.”…
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Ask Urban Scout #9
Rewilding…sounds great, but I don’t know where, when, or how to start. I created my life goals and direction before I realized where civilization is going and fully developed my hate of it. I’m a college sophomore on track for grad school and then working in early intervention… But now I question this path and…
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He’s Said It Before, And He’ll Say It Again…
I love my friend Jason Godesky. I mean, in a platonic way, of course (no worries Penny Scout!). For me, Ishmael felt like enough to change my mind. I didn’t really need to read anthropological text and work through the civilized bullshit. Though, when it comes time to challenge the civilized I often feel at…
